Teacher: What is Electricity? Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone!
Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come. Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'? Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
Teacher: Jurmana Maafi Di Arzi Likho. Pappu: Sir, Jurmana Kina Hai? Teacher: 5 Rupae. Pappu: Ah Lo 5 Rupae, Mere Bapu Ne Keha Hai Ke 5-10 Pichhe Kissi Kanjar Di Minnat Ni Karni
Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Pappu: What did you say?
Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play. Bunty: What makes you think so? Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!